I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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