At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I party with great urgency now.
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