they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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