I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
