oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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