we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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