It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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