he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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