Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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