Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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