if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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