Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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