my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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