I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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