i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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