let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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