Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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