Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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