ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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