When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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