with your own penis?
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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