just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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