Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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