from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize