So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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