I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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