Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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