thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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