Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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