do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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