I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I have tasted many bathrooms
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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