I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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