I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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