I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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