The maid of honor just puked.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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