if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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