Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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