Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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