I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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