hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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