i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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