I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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