What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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