i just google imaged poop.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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