i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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