Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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