Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
