So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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