so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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