My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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