so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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