"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Randomize
