This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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