Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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